Kylie's Jokes and Wisdom

As of recently, 2-5-2012, Kylie has started to make up her own jokes. Some have been extremely stupid, some pretty funny, and some that just make no sense at all. This page will be dedicated to the jokes that she tells us, the good, the bad, and the awful. ENJOY!!

2-5-2012

Why did the apple leave?
         Because the banana split!!

2-20-2012  

Why does the Zombie cross the road? 
         Because it wanted to get smashed! 

3/22/2012

Why was the tree purple??
        Because it pooped!

4/1/2012

why did the witch cross the road??
        "I don't know!!" is what she said.

Why were the people singing on the road??
        Because they have microphones all over them!!!

Why did I get a splinter??
        Because I was no the porch with no shoes!!!

Why did the chair move by itself??
        Because there's a person in it!!

4/14/2012

How did the waterfall not move?
        it was being crazy!

Why was the light still on?
       it didn't have a hand on it.

Why did I have a booboo
     because I had a nose bleed.

Why did I not have a birthday?
        Because I was being crazy

Why was 100 lost?
        cause it was silly.

Why was the car driving itself?
       because it was driving CRAZY

Why did the mower hop away?
        because it wasn't working

Why did the zombie not like the dark?
       because he wasn't listening, the light was out.



9/22/2012


According to Kylie when she is biting her fingernails, she is not biting them. She is trimming them. If she were biting them it would be different than what she does. Biting and trimming according to Kylie are the same thing.


10/18/2012


According to Kylie, when you have 2 ponytail holders holding up 2 different sections of hair, it has different meanings. If the hair is over closer to the ear, you have the doggy ear hairstyle.  If you have the same thing, 2 different sections of hair but both are closer together and towards the back of your head, it is called 2 ponytails. No matter how many braids you have it is considered a braid.  

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